5/31/2010

'Sometimes there is so much estrogen at the bank that I wanna punch someone in the ovary.'

'I don't even like musicals and I know the difference between an opera and a broadway show.'


'I offered him my cherry and he straight up said NO.'


'He looks like his mom gave him a haircut with her teeth.'

text message

I just told a lady I didn't speak Engilish IN PERFECT ENGLISH!!

A text message!

Haha that cookie truck says "a little Elfin Magic goes a long way" replace elfin with effin LOL!!!!!

May 25th 2010

'Oh Shit! This was made in china!'

'Did you wash your hands? You just touched me in my hair and my bosom'

'OTW means ostrasized tranny Whore? why is Sarah there?'

A common saying

I hate only 3 things in life, 1. McDonalds. 2. Asians and 3. Pandas.

May 17th 2010

"If I were a dog and that happened, I'd be like, OH SHIT!"

May 15th 2010

"Wait! Kobe was involved in a gang rape?!"