5/31/2010

'Sometimes there is so much estrogen at the bank that I wanna punch someone in the ovary.'

'I don't even like musicals and I know the difference between an opera and a broadway show.'


'I offered him my cherry and he straight up said NO.'


'He looks like his mom gave him a haircut with her teeth.'

text message

I just told a lady I didn't speak Engilish IN PERFECT ENGLISH!!